- TomMasz ( @TomMasz@kbin.social ) 26•1 year ago
Submarines have more bathroom space.
- donuts ( @donuts@kbin.social ) 8•1 year ago
RIP OceanGate Titan
- TheChargedCreeper864 ( @TheChargedCreeper864@lemmy.ml ) 24•1 year ago
Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:
- shukufuku ( @shukufuku@lemmy.ml ) English17•1 year ago
Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.
- BarrelAgedBoredom ( @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ) 17•1 year ago
Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt
I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!
- zurohki ( @zurohki@aussie.zone ) English9•1 year ago
I think there’s some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.
- guywithadeathwish ( @guywithadeathwish@feddit.uk ) English10•1 year ago
I believe you’re correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible
- anon_water ( @anon_water@lemmy.ml ) 4•1 year ago
… something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…
- BarrelAgedBoredom ( @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ) 2•1 year ago
If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up
- anon_water ( @anon_water@lemmy.ml ) 3•1 year ago
Sounds like you are rocketing poop out your butthole
- chicken ( @chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 3•1 year ago
If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left
- Posh ( @Posh@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English14•1 year ago
Blue = floor/door
Red = where it lands?
- itsyourmom ( @itsyourmom@artemis.camp ) 13•1 year ago
This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?
next is the drawbridge… crank that fucker down… then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do… you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?
No Fucking thank you very much!
You have a wonderful way with words!
- drewdarko ( @drewdarko@kbin.social ) 12•1 year ago
If it fits I shit
- mannycalavera ( @mannycalavera@feddit.uk ) 10•1 year ago
How does this even work?
You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!
- FaeDrifter ( @FaeDrifter@midwest.social ) English5•1 year ago
God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.
- iHUNTcriminals ( @iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee ) 10•1 year ago
Could you drop it like it’s hot off the top stair?
- Blackmist ( @Blackmist@feddit.uk ) English9•1 year ago
1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.
- ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 ( @Emperor@feddit.uk ) English5•1 year ago
That re-defines longdrop.
- Pat ( @Pat@kbin.run ) 4•1 year ago
this picture gives me anxiety
- omgarm ( @omgarm@feddit.nl ) 3•1 year ago
Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they’re taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.
- anotherlemmyuser ( @anotherlemmyuser@lemmy.ml ) 3•1 year ago
Dystopian vibe
- rjthyen ( @rjthyen@lemm.ee ) 3•1 year ago
Looks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl