apotheotic(she/they) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English169•10 months agoI have a strong sense of morality
lists “white” as a reason he “deserves” a gf
Can children please be taught that women are human beings and not objects
WtfEvenIsExistence ( @WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca ) English61•10 months agoOh wow, I didn’t even realize the subtle racism.
But then again, it’s 4chan, so racism is quite standard there
magnetosphere ( @HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) English13•10 months agoYeah, I read right past the first “feature” on his list, assuming the funny stuff was further down.
I have good taste in anime
Well, at least I wasn’t disappointed.
AtomicPurple ( @AtomicPurple@kbin.social ) 28•10 months agoReferring to his hypothetical children as “offspring” is what tipped me off.
SubArcticTundra ( @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ) 8•10 months agoHe seems to look at it from a purely animal perspective
BarrelAgedBoredom ( @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ) 20•10 months agoWhite was the first thing he said to boot. Those morals are working overtime
aberrate_junior_beatnik ( @aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social ) English66•10 months ago> The kind of person who posts on 4chan and thinks he deserves a gf
> Wonders why women don’t like him
magnetosphere ( @HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) English6•10 months agoIt’s a paradox. I can only hope these guys are frustrated high schoolers who will mature, and then look back on stuff like this and laugh/cringe.
ZILtoid1991 ( @ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ) 2•10 months agoWhere do I post to improve my chances with women?
Does Lemmy and/or kbin improve my chances of getting a girlfriend?
5714 ( @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 6•10 months agoA relationship is not a job or product, you don’t get them, you HAVE them WITH other people. People don’t have other people, although it is common to say so in colloquial language.
This is important and not petty, because language is like a sign post of beliefs and it is important for starting respectful relationships to believe that everyone involved is a person.
Now, with that knowledge, lemmy can help you, but it can also hurt or not help you.
moog ( @moog@lemm.ee ) 3•10 months agoget a hobby. take a shower. go to the gym
ZILtoid1991 ( @ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ) 2•10 months agoI have multiple hobbies (programming, art, etc.), have regular showers, and I don’t have any gyms in my area. What now?
JazzAlien ( @JazzAlien@lemm.ee ) 55•10 months agoPosts on 4chan
magnetosphere ( @HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) English41•10 months agoSome refrigerators are white
A new fridge is young and “healthy”
A fridge can be over 6 feet tall
You can attach a suction cup dildo, or any sex toy you choose, to a fridge
Although fridges are completely neutral when it comes to honor and morality, I suspect they have a more tolerable personality
Refrigerators are available in many styles. You can pick one that you find “handsome”, or just tape a poster to it.
In a pinch, you can hide inside a refrigerator for protection
Refrigerators excel at providing resources. As for “coverture”, I’m still not completely sure what it is (even after looking it up) but it sounds like an outdated kind of marriage arrangement. That’s not something a refrigerator can provide, but I’m not sure someone would want it anyway.
Refrigerators have no stance when it comes to children, but since time out of mind, they have been encouraging the creativity of children by proudly displaying their artwork. The value of OPs influence on children is… questionable.
Most refrigerators cannot cook, and none can do the prep work. This is the only clear win for OP.
Most refrigerators can float if you tie the door shut. You may have to remove the compressor, though, because those things are heavy.
Refrigerators will silently watch any show you choose, or no shows at all. Same goes for music.
ZILtoid1991 ( @ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ) 27•10 months agoA 13cm diameter peepee is quite… dangerous.
I can only go as far as 6-7cm anally.
pH3ra ( @pH3ra@lemmy.ml ) 11•10 months agoIts easier for people to have a tailor tape for measuring rather that a caliper, so I think 13 might be the girth.
13÷π = ~4.13cm diameter (excluding major irregularities) Echo Dot ( @echodot@feddit.uk ) 3•10 months agoAlso the calipers were cold and caused unfavourable shrinkage.
qtj ( @qtj@feddit.de ) 7•10 months agoIt’s probably meant to be circumference which would be about 4.1 cm in diameter, which is above average but not humongous.
Diabolo96 ( @Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 25•10 months agoWeight ? 200kg
NightLily ( @NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com ) 10•10 months agoAssuming the greentext is telling the truth this guy would be so muscular…
doggle ( @doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 25•10 months agoNice of him to include unit conversions. Would want any of your international homies to be confused about how much of an alpha you are
Jo Miran ( @JoMiran@lemmy.ml ) 22•10 months agoI read “I deserve a gif” multiple times and I was so confused.
magnetosphere ( @HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) English6•10 months agoWell, he has MUCH better chances of getting one of those…
b0rlax ( @b0rlax@beehaw.org ) 16•10 months agoDick like a standard photo print.
photonic_sorcerer ( @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English15•10 months agoWtf does having a strong sense of honor have to do with anything? Sounds kinda like you’re insecure.
ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 17•10 months agoIt influences the good taste in anime. It also ensures he only uses his massive schlong when it’s truly called for, and never for evil purposes.
Rentlar ( @Rentlar@lemmy.ca ) 14•10 months agoHaving an ISO B6 paper size of dick sounds like it’s more trouble than it’s worth.
- SSUPII ( @SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ) 13•10 months ago
Why would some points be written here. This looks like a wannabe-knight
WtfEvenIsExistence ( @WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca ) English9•10 months agoI suspect it isn’t just normal anime 🤔
Also, does 4chan not allow the word “penis” or is Anon just immature?
spauldo ( @spauldo@lemmy.ml ) English11•10 months agoCalling a penis a “pee-pee” is just a quirk of how they talk there. It’s pretty harmless compared to most of the defining points of 4chan culture.
wallmenis ( @wallmenis@lemmy.one ) English9•10 months agoIt is the last one that ruins it.
DavidGarcia ( @DavidGarcia@feddit.nl ) 8•10 months agothese kinds of people are lacking in the personality department
General fatherless behavior. If you don’t have a positive male role model in a happy relationship to learn from, you’re pretty much never going to be a good partner as a man.
There is so much bad and toxic relationship advice out there, good luck changing.
Pulptastic ( @Pulptastic@midwest.social ) English11•10 months agoHello argument, I am counterpoint. I did not have a positive male role model and it may have set me back a bit but I still found my way to a happy marriage and positive parenthood.
snooggums ( @snooggums@kbin.social ) 2•10 months agoI did not have a positive male role model…
Not even someone from outside your immediate family?
My dad was alright, but traveled a ton. Some of my friends fathers were also positive role models who showed how it could work when they were home all the time.
SpicyPeaSoup ( @SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social ) 2•10 months agoDid you learn from other positive male role models who weren’t in your life?
chooglers ( @chooglers@lemmy.ml ) 5•10 months agowhat like dwayne the rock johnson or some shit?
SpicyPeaSoup ( @SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social ) 3•10 months agoNo, like Saddam Hussein.
Pulptastic ( @Pulptastic@midwest.social ) English4•10 months agoNo. I had a positive female role model.
midorale ( @midorale@lemmy.villa-straylight.social ) 2•10 months agoI think you can give some people great parents and you just might be unlucky enough that they don’t turn out to be nice people. It’s probably worse now than ever in history because people can have one bad day and then they can follow it up with permanently radicalizing themselves on the Internet.