Beehaw
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
xia ( xia@lemmy.ca )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago

do as i say...

lemmy.ca

message-square
61
link
fedilink
632

do as i say...

lemmy.ca

xia ( xia@lemmy.ca )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago
message-square
61
link
fedilink
  • Pxtl ( Pxtl@lemmy.ca ) 
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    25
    ·
    edit-2
    3 years ago

    Also, can somebody explain this to sysadmins when it comes to naming computers?

    I mean programmers can have some weird naming conventions, but I’ve never met an adult professional programmer who named all his variables after planets or Harry Potter characters or just called everything stuff like ADMUTIL6 or PBLAB03T1 or PBPCD1602.

    • UnverifiedAPK ( UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      3 years ago

      Windows backwards compatibility can’t handle more than 15 characters in a name.

      • el_bhm ( el_bhm@lemm.ee ) 
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        3 years ago

        Harry1

        Harry2

        Harry3

        ![meme](i_can_do_this_all_day)

    • aname ( lauha@lemmy.one ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      3 years ago

      Pros use computer names like

      Server
      newerserver
      newnewerserver
      latestserver
      Newlatestserver

      • Evil_Shrubbery ( Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) 
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        3 years ago

        My home lab took that personally, how dare

        • LifeInMultipleChoice ( LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.ml ) 
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          3 years ago

          My SSID’s are still listed as Testnet and Testnet5 after years. Had to test something at one point, it worked and never cared to go back and update things. 🤷‍♂️

          • Evil_Shrubbery ( Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) 
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            3 years ago
            • Totally
            • Everlasting
            • SSID
            • Title
            • net
            • the 5th
      • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 ( Dirk@lemmy.ml ) 
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 years ago

        I once worked in a company that named theirs servers server1, server2, server3, etc.

        • aname ( lauha@lemmy.one ) 
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          3 years ago

          That atleast makes them (hopefully) chronological and easy to refer to.

          • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 ( Dirk@lemmy.ml ) 
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            3 years ago

            Unfortunately no. The servers were set up when needed for whatever was needed. server2 was the AD, server1 had a business application running, server3 had backup and time tracking … it was a whole mess.

            Edit: the the memories come back. Nothing was virtualized. server2 was an old Dell tower computer running Windows 2000 on the bare metal and server1 was manually installed Debian with kernel 2.6.*something*.

    • flying_wotsit ( flying_wotsit@feddit.uk ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      3 years ago

      Harry Potter characters is a perfectly reasonable server naming scheme. Server names should be easily recognisable but not tied to any particular service/project/function on that machine (as the server may be used for other things later etc)

      See RFC 1178: https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc1178

      • Pxtl ( Pxtl@lemmy.ca ) 
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        3 years ago

        August 1990

        • fred ( fred@lemmy.ml ) 
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          3 years ago

          So?

    • JuxtaposedJaguar ( JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      3 years ago

      There was a thread about that on c/selfhosted a few weeks ago. Created by a particular wild-cat-inspired sysadmin, I might add.

      But on a more serious note, the interactions between a sysadmin and their servers (that they have enough responsibility for to be able to name) are much more intimate than the interactions between a dev and their variables. The server names also exist in a much larger namespace, so they need to be more unique.

Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml

programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 128 users / day
  • 177 users / week
  • 249 users / month
  • 1.81K users / 6 months
  • 871 local subscribers
  • 43.6K subscribers
  • 1.25K Posts
  • 10.3K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • AgreeableLandscape ( AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml ) 
    cake
  • cat_programmer ( cat_programmer@lemmy.ml ) 
  • BE: 0.19.15
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code