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SomeoneElseMod ( SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk ) M to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 3 years ago

This is a crime.

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This is a crime.

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SomeoneElseMod ( SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk ) M to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 3 years ago
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  • Steak ( Steak@lemmy.ca ) 
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    “Where your bathroom?“

    Upstairs, you can’t miss it.

  • FARTYSHARTBLAST ( FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social ) 
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    Just a little…

    H A L L W A Y

    P O O P I N

    • snaptastic ( snaptastic@beehaw.org ) 
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      High five on the way past.

    • WarmSoda ( WarmSoda@lemm.ee ) 
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      🎶I can see when you’re snoopin
      While I take a hallway pooping🎶

      • CubbyTustard ( CubbyTustard@reddthat.com ) 
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    • designatedhacker ( designatedhacker@lemm.ee ) 
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      I prefer the didn’t make it theory. “Damnit honey I’ve shat my pants on that landing 4 times now. I’m putting in a shitter and IDGAF what anyone says.”

  • kungen ( kungen@feddit.nu ) 
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    Probably is actually a “crime” for most building codes. International Residential Code for example states that “a minimum distance of 15” is required from the centerline of a toilet to any bath fixture, wall, or other obstacle"

    • deegeese ( deegeese@sopuli.xyz ) 
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      How can it be the “International” code if it’s using inches?

      • synae[he/him] ( synae@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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        Careful, asking questions like that only encourages my fellow Americans to bring you some freedom

      • mannycalavera ( mannycalavera@feddit.uk ) 
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        Kinda like the World Series… but only the US and Canada participate?

    • SomeoneElseMod ( SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk ) OP
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      In the UK “toilets under the stairs” are quite common, both my childhood houses had one. They’re converted from old school larders so they’re tiny, and I’m sure neither had a 15” gap before the sink.

      • poppy ( poppy@lemm.ee ) 
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        Stuff put in place before specific building codes are often grandfathered in, it usually applies to new construction or remodels done after whatever code was put in place.

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    • webghost0101 ( webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ) 
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      Depending on your perspective this can be:

      • a bathroom
      • a hallway
      • a toilet
      • multi purpose mezzanine

      So i imagine when the sale gets posted it wil list all of the above with a ✅ rather then a count.

    • Crystaliziumumum ( Crystalizts@beehaw.org ) 
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      the whole second floor is a bathroom

  • GL455 ( GL455@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Hallway/stairway toilet, sure. Odd AF. But like, why two watering cans in one location? Is that also the only sink? Would I have to wash my dishes there as well?

    • MarmaladeMermaid ( MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee ) 
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      The blue one is the bidet. Don’t be gross and use your plant watering can to clean your ass, man.

    • Devi ( Devi@beehaw.org ) 
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      It’s a muslim house, the watering cans aren’t for the plants.

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  • maria ~ ( Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    These must be non-functional. There is no way they had people put tobes there for this to work.

  • HenryWong327 ( HenryWong327@lemmy.ml ) 
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    There’s so much wrong with this… even beyond the obvious, they tiled the wall with exactly 6 tiles just around the sink. The sink is blocked by the shelf so you can’t use it from the front. And (it’s very blurry so I’m not sure) there seems to be some sort of sign stuck above the sink?

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