- Lux ( @Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 27•1 year ago
Ok hear me out:
Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.
- Gormadt ( @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•1 year ago
I’m not gonna kink shame but…
I uh… don’t want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.
That’s a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.
Gentile with the genitals please.
But uh… you do you bud.
- ShartyWaffles ( @ShartyWaffles@kbin.social ) 14•1 year ago
Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.
- ikantolol ( @ikantolol@kbin.social ) 11•1 year ago
I’ll build the stair out of penises!
- tanja ( @tanja@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 11•1 year ago
The reaper hates this one simple trick!
Immortality go brrrr
- germanatlas ( @germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 9•1 year ago
At least not with that attitude
- ZILtoid1991 ( @ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ) 9•1 year ago
Good thing anal masturbation exists…
- BasicWhiteGirl ( @BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social ) 9•1 year ago
And vaginas… Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!
- ZILtoid1991 ( @ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ) 5•1 year ago
Trans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.
- Piatun ( @Piatun@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 7•1 year ago
beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate’s wordings that just think whenever jer…ing, “God is watching you”
that makes exhibitionists hornier
- artic ( @artic@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 7•1 year ago
Heaven is full of boring people anyway
- Piatun ( @Piatun@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 4•1 year ago
Maybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂
- BasicWhiteGirl ( @BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social ) 6•1 year ago
Heaven is a FISHFEST!
- PupBiru ( @PupBiru@kbin.social ) 7•1 year ago
i… read fistfest
both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality
- xc2215x ( @xc2215x@kbin.social ) 6•1 year ago
Made me laugh.
- Nepenthe ( @Nepenthe@kbin.social ) 6•1 year ago
Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can’t put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn’t decide to be short.
Although apparently all amputees go to hell
- PelicanPersuader ( @PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org ) 5•1 year ago
But what about my mouth?
- jerkface ( @jerkface@lemmy.ca ) 5•1 year ago
Heaven can wait
- I_Miss_Daniel ( @I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social ) 2•1 year ago
Why not just take the elevator?
Edit: maybe not this one. Too much gore!
Reminds me of the ending scene of The Very Same Munchhausen, except he used a rope ladder instead.