- Bri Guy ( @brihuang95@sopuli.xyz ) English38•10 months ago
A French child is never late nor are they early, they arrive when they precisely mean to 🇫🇷🥖
- cobra89 ( @cobra89@beehaw.org ) English23•10 months ago
Read the article about this and the policy seems really really dumb. If parents miss the 8:30am deadline they have to wait until 10am. So they have to waste an hour and a half of their day because a school administrator can’t be arsed to walk to the gate and take the child inside?
Like if parents are resorting to throwing their child over a 6ft tall fence maybe take a look at your policies that are making people resort to that?
Not to excuse the parents, cuz they’re dumb too.
- teft ( @teft@startrek.website ) English22•10 months ago
Please place them gently in the collection chute.
- Metal Zealot ( @Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml ) English12•10 months ago
How light are French children that you can throw them over an 6 foot tall fence
- crispy_kilt ( @crispy_kilt@feddit.de ) English5•10 months ago
French children are typically the size of human children. This might be surprising from an US perspective.
- Metal Zealot ( @Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml ) English4•10 months ago
American obesity is a plague spreading here to Canada too
- BarqsHasBite ( @someguy3@lemmy.ca ) English5•10 months ago
Elementary kids? 50-70 pounds. Oh wait we want kilos. With cheese.
- GBU_28 ( @GBU_28@lemm.ee ) English4•10 months ago
You can’t lift your child?
- Metal Zealot ( @Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml ) English2•10 months ago
You’re telling me you can lift a 50 pound child over your head and toss them? Multiple times a week?
- GBU_28 ( @GBU_28@lemm.ee ) English4•10 months ago
I can lift a 50 pound weight over my head, multiple times in a row. I’m not sure how these parents are actually doing it, I assume the kids climb over, and the parents aren’t actually yeeting them.
- 5714 ( @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English2•10 months ago
Frère ou sœur, est-ce que tu soulèves au moins?
- Metal Zealot ( @Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml ) English2•10 months ago
Well I ain’t deadlifting toddlers
- root_beer ( @root_beer@midwest.social ) English6•10 months ago
Don’t tell the English.
- unagi ( @unagi@feddit.nl ) English3•10 months ago
NOT THE BEARD!!!
- SokathHisEyesOpen ( @Anticorp@lemmy.ml ) English3•10 months ago
How strong is Aragorn that he could toss a dwarf, who are stout and heavy? He must have some elvish strength enhanced jewelry.