Reality:
You get fucked by big companies. Your snow is reduced to februrary because of climate change.
Finding a special other is almost impossible due to social media fed anxiety. Meeting people outside of the internet is unknown and people on the internet are the weirdest ones.
Owning a house is a privilege of the upper society.
Thanks to our parents and grand parents the governments in most countries are more right wing than before.
I agree w most of this but I’d argue most people meet outside the internet. I’m online far too much for it to be healthy and even I meet most people irl
You are probably right. I exaggerated a bit.
Character arc
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 4•2 years ago
Don’t forget you get cancer, and your wife leaves with half your retirement
While this may be true, I usually think that the problem is me, not other people
Well it is always good to look at it from a different view and see if you are the problem, but if you have done that come to a logical conclusion
This is literally impossible. Christmas 2033 falls on a Sunday, how can the following day be Saturday?
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future.
WE WANT YOUR SOUL
In ten years we’ll have missed the boat to have kids and we still probably won’t be able to afford a home in the city we live in. At least it won’t be long till the Water Wars starts and ends this miserable timeline.
Honestly I don’t regret moving to the countrimyside for the kids. Even if my commute is doubled.
I’m going to be honest but that’s really not my dream life lol
Care to share your win conditions?
Not OP but retiring alone so it’s me time 24 7
These are such negative comments in the replies
You’re right. I thought the more positive ones were just being downvoted by the pessimists, but yikes the comments only got darker the further I scrolled down.
Seriously wtf
God I hope I don’t have kids in my late mid 40’s. Can I imagine living in a shack I built on some land I bought and I don’t have to talk to idiots everyday about nonsense? Nne of that shit in the meme appeals to me.
c/aboringdystopia
Boomer fanfiction is so hot right now.
I remember seeing this meme about twelve years ago and thinking Yeah I got this. Well, I didn’t and I don’t.
Snowing in the middle of summer? That’s disturbing.
agreed - that’s apocalypse tier!
makes you wish for a nuclear winter
I do not dream of labor. Ten years from now I hope I am building apocalypse resistant shelters with my affinity group, growing my own food and filtering my own water, and growing cannabis for trade.
Very depressing, in 10 years I should be retired and my kids out of the house, not clinging home like leeches… jeee.
Real parental love here. I would hate to be associated with you in any way
Snow, in this climate?
Must be nuclear fallout.
The nice part is “the kids are asleep” because kids are so much fucking work when they are awake. “You made it” means you finally got the kids too sleep because they ate too much sugar and were bouncing off the fucking walls because “I can’t sleep because I’m too excited”.
