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Oh good, another thing to love about living in Texas.
Man Florida keeps breaking records this year.
Symptoms include fever, chills, headache, muscle pain and fatigue. Nausea, diarrhea and vomiting may also appear. Malaria can cause life-threatening damage, including kidney failure, seizures and coma.
That sounds like a medley of the worst effects of unpleasant diseases, maybe except leprosy and ebola.
sssssshhhhh don’t give Florida and Texas any ideas 💀
Presenting: Freedom Fever™️! Now with toes falling off!
Edit: I guess it can only be transmitted sexually via an alligator. That’s the floridaest transmission I could come up with.
With this little button:
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Wait, that was not a CIA project?