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LinkOpensChest_wav ( @LinkOpensChest_wav@beehaw.org ) 19•9 months agoJoe Biden blasted me with his 5g rays a few minutes earlier than expected
Gotta keep us on our toes, the crafty mfer
WarmSoda ( @WarmSoda@lemm.ee ) 10•9 months agoI heard the alert on my phone and suddenly I was dismantling a fired sniper rifle in a city I’ve never even been to before.
Caught me by surprise.
Ethereal87 ( @Ethereal87@beehaw.org ) English9•9 months agoIt was nice to get an over-the-air update to the microchips they put in my Covid vaccine at least!
LoamImprovement ( @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) 10•9 months agoTell me about it, ever since I heard it I’ve APPROACH THE 5G TOWER got this odd tic HAIL JOE BIDEN in my left shoulder. I hope BUY BIRKENSTOCKS it goes away soon.
finthechat ( @finthechat@kbin.social ) 5•9 months agoI got the alert on my phone and now I’m gay
bermuda ( @bermuda@beehaw.org ) English5•9 months agoI got the alert in the middle of a god damn library