DearAll ( @DearAll@beehaw.org ) English48•9 months agoAsexual people are fully human though
juliebean ( @juliebean@lemm.ee ) 17•9 months agonot to catholics
Miku Luna \ she/it ( @backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 25•9 months agoI was about to say asexual people, but catholics don’t believe in those
SqueakyBeaver ( @SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 20•9 months agoMe, an asexual person: Fuck yeah I’m not fully human
casmael ( @casmael@lemm.ee ) 17•9 months agoProbably ass: it’s well known that Christ broke up buns into fish to feed the crowd at the sermon on the mount - a subtle metaphor for cumming to the butt
Bizarroland ( @Bizarroland@kbin.social ) 15•9 months agoI think Jesus was an eyes guy. He said eyes are the windows to the soul after all.
But then again he might have been a little bit into feet with all the feet washing and everything.
germanatlas ( @germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 9•9 months agoHe had a big tiddy hooker gf, you can’t tell me Jesus didn’t have sexual temptations
DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ) 3•9 months agoInsert Robert Langdon speech about the Catholic smear campaigns of Mary.
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I think Lemmy is an old enough crowd to get the reference, right?
NotAnonymousAtAll ( @NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.de ) 7•9 months agoThe obvious answer, especially for anyone who already believes multiple things can be true at the same time:
“Why not both?”
overkill0485 ( @overkill0485@lemmy.ml ) English2•9 months agoI need a Jesus Loves Bimbos sticker, stat.
- Omega_Haxors ( @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ) 7•9 months ago
Correct answer: Boobs didn’t exist until Eve so obviously ass. Boobs are just front facing asses after all.
uriel238 ( @uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•9 months agoMy impression is he was totally banging Mary Magdalene, and that just was just omitted. If he was like any other popular cult leader, he also got his pick of the young women among the followers.
It would have been regarded as peculiar and noticeable if Jesus didn’t partake of the groupies.