Hans ( @Hans@feddit.de ) 104•9 months ago palitu ( @palitu@aussie.zone ) 38•9 months agoclever!
did anyone else read them all aloud?
lugal ( @lugal@lemmy.ml ) 32•9 months agoHope you didn’t do it in public?
VikingHippie ( @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ) 10•9 months agoI kinda mumbled them at first, but I must have had too much fun and said the last one too loudly, because now the TSA would very much like to know who my intended assassination target is, who got killed in stead and whether I have any bottles of liquid.
robyoung ( @robyoung@beehaw.org ) 7•9 months agoQuietly byt audibly while sat in the office scowling at my computer.
🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English10•9 months agoI didn’t not read them all aloud.
palitu ( @palitu@aussie.zone ) 4•9 months agoSo… you did?
Yes
at_an_angle ( @at_an_angle@lemmy.one ) English18•9 months agoI didn’t steal a hydrogen bomb.
katy ✨ ( @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 6•9 months agoi read bomb as bong and had a double take
FrasseFisk ( @FrasseFisk@feddit.nu ) 14•9 months agoWhy did I read every line out loud in my head?
It’s impossible not to.
TimewornTraveler ( @TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ) 11•9 months agoJoke on “importance of proper stress/emphasis” with original phrase “I never said she stole my money”. One of the cooler parts of languages like English.
katy ✨ ( @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•9 months agomaim hurt punish but i never said kill that kids is what you call plausible deniability
DoucheBagMcSwag ( @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 2•9 months ago“Let’s eat, grandma!”