jlow (he/him) ( @jlow@beehaw.org ) 31•8 months agoLol, I can’t help but imagine the researchers armed with stopwatches and clipboards peeping on all that steamy alligator sex 👍
Rose Thorne ( @NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ) 25•8 months ago“Can you confirm they’re having sex?”
“From what I can tell.”
“I didn’t ask if you can ‘tell’ they’re having sex, I asked if you can CONFIRM sex. Are we two men standing in a swamp watching two gators maybe hump, or are we goddamn SCIENTISTS looking to understand the nature of sexuality as presented in the wild? Because I put my Science wellies on this morning, unlike someone who CAN’T CONFIRM TO ME IF THIS IS ALLIGATOR HOMOSEXUALITY OR NOT!”
jlow (he/him) ( @jlow@beehaw.org ) 9•8 months agoFor 2205 seconds!
nautilus ( @nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English26•8 months agohomophobes in shambles
trailing9 ( @trailing9@lemmy.ml ) 10•8 months agoNo. The study just confirms that gays flirt as long as it takes to break their target’s will. To be safe, gay behavior has to be forbidden.
Swedneck ( @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 3•8 months agoin fact, all republican politicians will take it upon themselves to perform conversion therapy in their bedrooms to contain the gayness.
bitsplease ( @bitsplease@lemmy.ml ) 7•8 months ago“they’re putting so much shit in the water, it’s turning the damn alligators gay!”
You can’t logic yourself out of a position you didn’t logic yourself into lol
germanatlas ( @germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English2•8 months agoFlorida about to ban their state animal
trailing9 ( @trailing9@lemmy.ml ) 6•8 months agoWere the results corrected for observation time? If male/male mating takes twice as long as male/female mating then the probability of observation should double.
ChillCapybara ( @ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de ) 6•8 months agoMyyyy tail shake brings scaly bois to the yard and they top, for several seconds more.
devz0r ( @devz0r@kbin.social ) 2•8 months agogaytors
outer_spec ( @outer_spec@lemmy.studio ) English1•8 months agoalligaytors