- Sabata11792 ( @Sabata11792@kbin.social ) 45•1 year ago
I say “god damn you” to unwork the broken blessing system.
- CarlsIII ( @CarlsIII@kbin.social ) 26•1 year ago
I like to say “acknowledged!” like Picard
- lugal ( @lugal@sopuli.xyz ) 13•1 year ago
“I’m going to sneeze.”
“Make it so!”
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 3•1 year ago
Steady…
- ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 9•1 year ago
“Fucking grow up.”
- taaz ( @taaz@biglemmowski.win ) English7•1 year ago
- thejml ( @thejml@lemm.ee ) English7•1 year ago
“I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.” - in a Siri voice “Nah, I’m good, thanks though.” “Dude! You scared the crap outta me!”
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English7•1 year ago
sneeze once “Bless you.”
Sneeze twice “Gesundheit.”
Sneeze three times “Ok now you’re just fishing for attention.”
- jonsnothere ( @jonsnothere@beehaw.org ) 6•1 year ago
In Dutch you can say “you sneezed”
- Aggravationstation ( @Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ) 7•1 year ago
So the expected response in Dutch is to just tell someone they sneezed?
- tweeks ( @tweeks@feddit.nl ) 1•1 year ago
Wow, I’ve never heard anybody say that; is that a regional thing? Just like “Je niest” and that’s the response?
- jonsnothere ( @jonsnothere@beehaw.org ) 2•1 year ago
U niest
-bedankt voor de attentie
(the response is not quite as standard as the first line)
- lugal ( @lugal@sopuli.xyz ) 6•1 year ago
“I hate when you do that”
That’s my favorite
- marco ( @marco@beehaw.org ) English2•1 year ago
I like “cleanup aisle 5!”
- germanatlas ( @germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English5•1 year ago
“Well done” and “clean that up” are my favourites
- 018118055 ( @018118055@sopuli.xyz ) 5•1 year ago
“Satan curse you”
- dustyCheese ( @dustyCheese@beehaw.org ) 4•1 year ago
Sneezing isn’t normal, I never sneeze
- Blastboom Strice ( @BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz ) 3•1 year ago
In Greece we say “Γείτσες”, which is a dimunitive for “Υγεία” (=Health), so essentially its like wishing the other person to be healthy.
- tweeks ( @tweeks@feddit.nl ) 3•1 year ago
We say the same in the Netherlands, and sometimes we also say the equivalent for “cheers”, not sure why though.
- zib ( @zib@kbin.social ) 3•1 year ago
I usually go with “None of that”
- Rob Bos ( @rbos@lemmy.ca ) 3•1 year ago
Sneezing isn’t normal! I never sneeze.
- Denvil ( @Denvil@lemmy.one ) 6•1 year ago
I sneeze multiple times daily whenever I go outside because of ACHOO Syndrome (yes that is a real name lol)
- Rob Bos ( @rbos@lemmy.ca ) 3•1 year ago
You poor dear! You should see a doctor. IT IS NOT NORMAL TO SNEEZE!
- Janet ( @janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•1 year ago
recently, schatzi asked me to stop saying gesundheit or bless you or something each time she sneezes because it triggers her to sneeze again apparently…
- Resistentialism ( @Resistentialism@feddit.uk ) English3•1 year ago
Why don’t you try to go for a high score? I wonder if they could whip out a 10 streak.
- Zacryon ( @Zacryon@feddit.de ) 2•1 year ago
My record was about 40 times in a row. I fucking hate spring.
- Janet ( @janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•1 year ago
well, she doesnt like to sneeze and asked me to stop, so my hands are tied and i try to not be a bother to her during an already hard time for her <3
- Resistentialism ( @Resistentialism@feddit.uk ) English2•1 year ago
Ahh, if it’s like a proper dislike and she really doesn’t want it. Then fair enough. I thought it was more of an annoyance