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Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net )  to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 years ago

Free Elf Rule

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Free Elf Rule

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Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net )  to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • moog ( moog@lemm.ee ) 
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    I can’t with a comic that starts with “that’s a lot of cum harry potter” like can u don’t

    • katy ✨ ( cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) Banned from community
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      i dunno i remember drarry existing back in the day

      • HappyFrog ( HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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        Drarry? I have a thought what that might mean, but I hope I’m wrong.

        • warl0x ( warl0x@feddit.nl ) 
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          You’re probably spot on… Draco + Harry = Drarry

          • HappyFrog ( HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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            Hehe, I was not spot on… Dobby + Harry =/= Drarry :p i just thought because of the image…

            • warl0x ( warl0x@feddit.nl ) 
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              Oh… Oh no… Why is that in my head now? Noooooooooo!

  • Ilovethebomb ( Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ) Banned from community
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    Removed by mod

    • Nelots ( Nelots@lemm.ee ) 
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      I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.

      And even after doing it myself once, I’ve still never understood the “cum sock” that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around… that’s just fucking disgusting.

      • volvoxvsmarla  ( volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ) 
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        At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand…

        • HappyFrog ( HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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          I thought I was supposed to suck cock for the coconut, not fuck them?

      • Track_Shovel ( Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ) OP
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        I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse

        • Che Banana ( Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml ) 
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          “objectively”

    • Micromot ( Micromot@feddit.de ) 
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      It sounds so absurd

    • narwhalperson ( narwhalperson@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      I think it must be played up for the weirdness/grossness effect. I can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense.

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    He knew what they were, and still willingly wore them.

    • synae[he/him] ( synae@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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      That’s house elf culture for ya

      • Holzkohlen ( Holzkohlen@feddit.de ) 
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        They like to wear crusty cum socks almost as much as they like to be slaves.

    • AccountMaker ( AccountMaker@slrpnk.net ) 
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      The first sentence was in awe and admiration, not disgust.

  • Kedly ( Kedly@lemm.ee ) 
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    This is wonderfully cursed

  • verdare [he/him] ( verdare@beehaw.org ) 
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    Fuck, I hate this… Upvoted.

  • Franzia ( Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    Before I read the whole thing I thought the “CRUNCH” was cum socks being eaten as a snack. I’m so glad it’s just dobby being free.

  • VikingHippie ( VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ) 
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    Gotta love ExtraFabulous 😄

    • I'm Hiding 🇦🇺 ( i_am_hiding@aussie.zone ) 
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      I miss that subreddit. With tags like “cum” and “no cum”, what was not to like?

      • VikingHippie ( VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ) 
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        Subreddit? I’m talking about the comic this is from…

        • I'm Hiding 🇦🇺 ( i_am_hiding@aussie.zone ) 
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          Zach had his own subreddit that he posted them to. r/extrafabulouscomics.

          • VikingHippie ( VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ) 
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            Ah ok, cool 😁

  • katy ✨ ( cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) Banned from community
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    master has given dobby a sock dobby is free from gender

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