A Polish bishop has apologised as he confirmed his resignation weeks after a sex worker passed out at a hidden orgy, allegedly organised by one of his clergy.
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It’s alleged the orgy was arranged by Tomasz Zmarzly, the parish priest, and with several other clergy showing up to take part.
Polish press alleged that a participant, a 27-year-old male sex worker, passed out at the party after “overdosing on erectile dysfunction tables” at around 1am.
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The individual is claimed to have recovered in hospital and later discharged himself.
- smeg ( @smeg@feddit.uk ) English70•8 months ago
The individual is claimed to have recovered in hospital and later discharged himself
A shame he wasn’t able to discharge himself during the orgy, but glad the story had a happy ending.
- Blapoo ( @Blapoo@lemmy.ml ) 19•8 months ago
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I have questions…
Like would the bishop have been bashed if the orgy had gone right?
- rubikcuber ( @rubikcuber@feddit.uk ) 19•8 months ago
I’m sorry to say I clicked on the link.
“overdosing on erectile dysfunction tables”
I have more questions.
They’re like times tables but harder.
- 15liam20 ( @15liam20@feddit.uk ) 5•8 months ago
There is always a danger when taking hard drugs.
- I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 2•8 months ago
Probably oak, since it’s a
Hard wood 😎
- Karyoplasma ( @Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ) 18•8 months ago
As long as all participants of that orgy were consenting adults, I have no problem with that.
- Pyr_Pressure ( @Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ) 11•8 months ago
It’s just the hypocrisy that’s an issue for me
- Rambi ( @Rambi@lemm.ee ) 10•8 months ago
Well they did try to prevent paramedics from entering the church after one of the sex workers OD’d on viagra.
However I would like to add that the Express is basically a far-right hyper nationalistic paper in the UK that only the most Brexit pilled simpletons read. I almost think they’re only covering the story because it’s a Polish priest and most of their readers despise people from Poland.
Granted I think think the web version of the Express is less crazy than the physical newspaper, and I’m sure the story is pretty much entirely true. It would just be good to use essentially any other news publication as a source instead.
- FoundTheVegan ( @FoundTheVegan@kbin.social ) 18•8 months ago
The bishop resigned, but the priest who organized the orgy is taking a different route.
Zmarzly has protested his innocence despite being suspended and made a public statement to Deon, a Polish Catholic news website.
The statement reads: “I regard this [allegation] as a blatant attack on the Church, including its clergy and followers, in order to disparage its position, its work and its mission.”
Dude. Just come out of the closet. God didn’t ordain your orgy.
- ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 14•8 months ago
Priest Defends Missionary Position Following Gay Orgy
- TomMasz ( @TomMasz@kbin.social ) 14•8 months ago
There’s just enough ambiguity in his apology that you can’t be sure he’s apologizing for the orgy or just the guy that OD’d on Viagra.
- ChaoticNeutralCzech ( @ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ) 13•8 months ago
Rectory: portmentau of “rectum” and “sorry”
Seminary: portmanteau word of “semen”, “in” and “Harry”.
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 6•8 months ago
They were hoping Jesus would show up, all they got was a busload of boners.
- 15liam20 ( @15liam20@feddit.uk ) 10•8 months ago
Why would he show up? Was it supposed to the the second cumming?
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 4•8 months ago
Ok settle down
- noodle ( @noodle@feddit.uk ) 6•8 months ago
Not sure how making a sex worker take an overdose of boner pills is supposed to go right but whatever.
- Steve ( @Steve@startrek.website ) 4•8 months ago
He invited a chick