I always read about these new annoying windows features but I never actually encounter them on my Win11 PC…

Is it because I’m on a professional license?

I always suggested that they tell their software team to offer sincere entreatments of self harm to management. No one actually reads them so my malignant rage was hardly even rude. If anyone on the windows software team is reading this, I still hate whoever came up with this. Forward my regards to your boss. Regards

“It’s not you, it’s me” surprisingly absent from the list of options.