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Chris Remington ( remington@beehaw.org ) MA to Jokes and Humor · 3 年前

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Chris Remington ( remington@beehaw.org ) MA to Jokes and Humor · 3 年前
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  • bioemerl ( bioemerl@kbin.social ) 
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    3 年前

    According to the TSA frozen water is allowed past so long as it is totally frozen and not slushy and has no water at the bottom of the container. Basically make sure it’s really damn cold before you leave and hope it doesn’t melt on you.

    • snowe ( snowe@programming.dev ) 
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      Yeah you can do it with any kind of liquid, like soup and shit.

      • watersnipje ( watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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        Please do not freeze your shit and bring it to the airport.

        • Poggervania ( Poggervania@kbin.social ) 
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          I freeze my shit so TSA is too distracted about me bringing my frozen water cooler bottle full of water.

          • PhreakyByNature ( PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk ) 
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            My body freezes shit in me for 36 hours just before, during and then after the flight.

        • bioemerl ( bioemerl@kbin.social ) 
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          “I’m sorry TSA officer, it’s clearly frozen so I can bring it on the plane”

      • PapaStevesy ( PapaStevesy@midwest.social ) 
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        Shit is supposed to be a solid, just fyi.

        • Zorque ( Zorque@kbin.social ) 
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          I mean, if its too solid it causes problems too.

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      • moody ( moody@lemmings.world ) 
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        Any kind of liquid? Like nitroglycerin?

        • Damage ( Damage@feddit.it ) 
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          Nitroglycerin freezes at 14°C so it’s super convenient

        • snowe ( snowe@programming.dev ) 
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          you should try! Let us know how it goes.

      • rockerface 🇺🇦 ( rockerface@lemm.ee ) 
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        if your shit is liquid, you might have bigger problems

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