Okay, I am trying to fight you.
But not because I am a flaming skeleton!
As long as hes not into hugs
Just get some fire immunity, and you’re set.
I love how “Everyone Calm Down” is a whole game line.
Dude’s literally screaming for help and running up to the party’s cleric but the fighter, barbarian and sorcerer just start beating his flaming, boney ass.
Well ok maybe I wanted to burn everything down but I got better! Trust me!
How about we discuss those heros in the foreground? Conan-core “armor is for wimps” beefcake/cheesecake aesthetic featuring brown hiphugger jeans, and all illustrated by someone who has no clue how to world a real weapon. Also wtf is the woman even posing with (because I am not going to suggest she’s"wielding "it)? Maybe it’s a staff and her ridiculous pose can be attributed to somatic casting, at which point maybe the one in the middle is a bard doing a stripper sword dance with that terrible stance. Left dude still needs to choke up with his right hand if he wants any kind of power on his swing.
Fighting baddies is fun and games but I’d argue you could get interesting material out of sitting down with them once in a while to have a little chat!
