Thank you for the links!
A bit horrifying that actual research points to plant vision.
the likelihood of triffids grows every higher
So if you have plants in your bathroom, they’re watching you poop. Neat!
That kind of explains why I can’t keep plants alive… I’m traumatizing them so bad they want death.
For 90% of people it’s watering issues. Mostly overwatering.
Ya, usually I either overwater or forget about it entirely for extended periods of time.
That’s why I have mainly plastic plants now. Much less fussy.
5 words: Beer bottle drip feeder attachments.
Drip feeders can in fact be excellent. Unless you’re already the kind of person who will forget about those as well.
But wouldn’t they be, like, “yum, fertilizer!”?
Not if they have to see that guy with his pants off!
Probably not with my diet.
Plants: “Eat more phosphorus and potassium!”
plants are farming us all for food. playing the long game.
- Omega_Haxors ( @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ) English1•1 year ago
They smell the food, they can see the food being made, but by the cruel hand of fate, they just can’t get the food.
Well that’s super fucking cool
What? That chick is gonna miss out. What dating app was she using?
Plantnet.
Adding a personals section could provide funding for years.
I’d eat it in a salad, then morph my life away!