Beehaw
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
pai_zosima ( pai_zosima@lemmy.eco.br )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago

me_irl

lemmy.eco.br

message-square
13
link
fedilink
197

me_irl

lemmy.eco.br

pai_zosima ( pai_zosima@lemmy.eco.br )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago
message-square
13
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • AnarchoSnowPlow ( AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social ) 
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    25
    ·
    3 years ago

    Also me waiting for the junior dev to address review comments satisfactorily.

    • Aurelian ( aurelian@lemmy.ml ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      3 years ago

      It’s a game where they try to make you impatient enough that you do it for them.

  • DieguiTux8623 ( DieguiTux8623@feddit.it ) deleted by creator
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • storcholus ( storcholus@feddit.de ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      3 years ago

      That sounds like something you bring up in the retro

      • DieguiTux8623 ( DieguiTux8623@feddit.it ) deleted by creator
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        edit-2
        2 years ago

        deleted by creator

  • pimeys ( pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io ) 
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    3 years ago

    A 15000 line PR landing on a Friday evening for the lucky random reviewer to open on Monday. “Please approve it fast so we avoid too many conflicts.”

    • catacomb ( catacomb@beehaw.org ) 
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      3 years ago

      I’d be pulled up at my job for any PR exceeding a few hundred lines. I don’t even know what they’d do if I just dropped a 15000 line stinker.

      • douglasg14b ( douglasg14b@programming.dev ) 
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 years ago

        Just a few hundred?

        That’s seems awfully short no? We’re talking a couple hours of good flow state, that may not even be a full feature at that point 🤔

        We have folks who can push out 600-1k loc covering multiple features/PRs in a day if they’re having a great day and are working somewhere they are proficient.

        Never mind important refactors that might touch a thousand or a few thousand lines that might be pushed out on a daily basis, and need relatively fast turnarounds.

        Essentially half of the job of writing code is also reviewing code, it really should be thought of that way.

        (No, loc is not a unit of performance measurement, but it can correlate)

        • catacomb ( catacomb@beehaw.org ) 
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          3 years ago

          To be honest, I agree they should be able to be larger at times.

          I had a lot of disagreements when I was on a new codebase, knew what I was doing and I was able to push a lot of code out each day.

          The idea is to have them small, easily readable with a tight feedback loop. I argued that bootstrapping a project will have a lot of new code at once to lay the foundations and my communication with the team was enough feedback. If I split it up, each PR would have been an incomplete idea and would have garnered a bunch of unnecessary questions.

          That said, I think it’s generally pretty easy to put out multiple PRs in a day, keeping them small and specific. As you say, half of the job is reading code and it’s nicer to give my coworkers a set of PRs broken down into bite sized pieces.

  • petey ( petey@aussie.zone ) 
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    3 years ago

    Yeah, this is my colleagues waiting for me, poor bastards

  • Cheesebaron ( Cheesebaron@feddit.dk ) 
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    3 years ago

    This always happens to me when I’ve written some genius code. Takes so long to review it, because my caveman colleagues don’t understand it.

    • nottheengineer ( nottheengineer@feddit.de ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      3 years ago

      If you wrote good code, even a caveman would understand it.

    • magic_lobster_party ( magic_lobster_party@kbin.social ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      3 years ago

      Are you sure your code isn’t just overly convoluted?

    • Cheesebaron ( Cheesebaron@feddit.dk ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      3 years ago

      It is amazing how many cavemen didn’t understand the sarcasm of my comment, and in their rage had to downvote it to hell. 😂

    • 1984 ( 1984@lemmy.today ) 
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      3 years ago

      With this attitude, the problem is you actually. Sorry.

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
    • If the mod doesn’t find it funny, you’re banned. Ha-ha!.. For real: do not use the community for “statements”. There are other places for such content. Keep it chill and funny.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 719 users / day
  • 1.69K users / week
  • 5.08K users / month
  • 8.22K users / 6 months
  • 464 local subscribers
  • 34K subscribers
  • 1.62K Posts
  • 26.9K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Feyter ( Feyter@programming.dev ) 
  • adr1an ( anzo@programming.dev ) 
  • BurningTurtle ( BurningTurtle@programming.dev ) 
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne ( pylapp@programming.dev ) 
  • BE: 0.19.21
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code