germanatlas ( @germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 40•7 months ago saltnotsugar ( @saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ) 39•7 months agoSnickers. Seize the means of yummy in your tummy.
morrowind ( @morrowind@lemmy.ml ) 33•7 months agoOh hey everyone! Look at meee! Totally not the false face of a faceless corporation, run by several people paid to get your attention here to say I AM IN ON IT! Let me just insult you to get attention, and act like a doomer for the shock factor so people spread it on the social mediums [like they are now]. Let me mock your struggles and beliefs just for the sake of a simple adver-- won’t you p-p-please buy my product? Just a little more consumption will totally fill the void in your heart!
Naaaah, fuck off you craven rats
verdare [he/him] ( @verdare@beehaw.org ) 27•7 months agoOr, in more succinct terms:
SILENCE, BRAND.
Deconceptualist ( @Deconceptualist@lemm.ee ) English14•7 months agoI’m tired of these unrealistic corporate stereotypes.
I mean, 35? I’m already into my 40’s with all the same issues and fears…
LoamImprovement ( @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) 10•7 months agoMotherfucking brand, you literally just underlined everything that’s wrong with the world you and your ilk created, answer me honestly: Do you think a fucking snickers is going to solve that shit? Two, even, I’m feeling sporting here.
kingthrillgore ( @KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml ) 6•7 months agoGod damn this is as relatable as nihilist arbys
Marzanna ( @Marzanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 3•7 months agoThank god I’m from Eastern Europe and I don’t have a college debt. CRIES WHERE IS MY SNICKERS™?!
MuuuaadDib ( @MuuuaadDib@lemm.ee ) 1•7 months agoYeah, you don’t get our mass-produced chocolate, you get handmade better chocolate. You bastard!
monsdar ( @monsdar@feddit.de ) 2•7 months agoThat’s not really what eastern Europe is famous for
neutron ( @neutron@thelemmy.club ) 2•7 months agoThe message speaks well of my situation, but that doesn’t mean I’ll buy a fucking Sneakers™ like a mindless consumer drone. FUCK™ YOU™ BRAND™
Raine_Wolf ( @Raine_Wolf@lemm.ee ) 2•7 months agoBruh, I’m 21 and that’s my situation… God damnit