I’m honestly hesitant to post this here, but… the absolute ludicrosity compels me. How? How does he have the gall to say something like that? He ought to burst into flames on the spot.
donuts ( @donuts@kbin.social ) 27•7 months agoTutorial: How Putin can stop the tragedy of war in Ukraine
- Pull troops out of Ukraine.
- Jump out of highest window in Moscow.
Nougat ( @Nougat@kbin.social ) 10•7 months agoIn that order.
Treczoks ( @Treczoks@kbin.social ) 3•7 months agoAnd pay reparations to Ukraine before jumping out of that window.
jonne ( @jonne@infosec.pub ) 18•7 months ago‘We’re all just trying to figure out who did this.’
Scrof ( @Scrof@sopuli.xyz ) 10•7 months agoHow about a classic “eat shit and die” strategy? I think it’s perfect for the situation at hand, Mr. Cockmuncher.
manucode ( @manucode@infosec.pub ) 10•7 months agoWhy’s there an empty ball pit in the middle of Putin’s desk?
CanadaPlus ( @CanadaPlus@futurology.today ) English3•7 months agoIt’s how you can tell he’s top dog. The balls are just out for cleaning.
bradorsomething ( @bradorsomething@ttrpg.network ) 4•7 months agoUnfortunately the war can’t end without them. He doesn’t have the balls to end the war respectfully.
Jaysyn ( @Jaysyn@kbin.social ) 10•7 months agoHe should try gargling a Kalashnikov.
bedrooms ( @bedrooms@kbin.social ) 9•7 months agonottheonion material
Ulara ( @Ulara@sopuli.xyz ) Українська7•7 months agoHe has been trapped in the propaganda bubble and has become delusional as a result of it.
Echo Dot ( @echodot@feddit.uk ) 4•7 months agoPerhaps by “tragedy” he means how badly it’s going.
gregorum ( @gregorum@lemm.ee ) English3•7 months ago“Give it to me now”
Vas ( @Tavonyms@mastodon.social ) 1•7 months ago@runiq just more Russia BS!
You’re not wrong…