- nbailey ( @nbailey@lemmy.ca ) 38•1 year ago
Boss makes a million,
I make a buck.
Steal the catalytic converter,
Off the company truck.
- Ludi ( @Ludi@lemmy.ml ) 3•1 year ago
Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime.
That’s why I’m shitting,
On company time.
- FlyboyM ( @FlyboyM@lemmy.fmhy.ml ) 34•1 year ago
Always steal time at your job. It’s morally correct.
- MrMamiya ( @MrMamiya@feddit.de ) 28•1 year ago
Hard worker sees small talk as unnecessary.
Chad chats up management and gets promoted.
- sadreality ( @sadreality@kbin.social ) 7•1 year ago
Not really… Guy willing to do managements dirty work gets promoted.
- MrMamiya ( @MrMamiya@feddit.de ) 3•1 year ago
It’s like you built your own fence to keep yourself from advancing!
- sadreality ( @sadreality@kbin.social ) 2•1 year ago
Say what?
- Anonymousbaba ( @Anonymousbaba@lemmynsfw.com ) 24•1 year ago
TIL chad face is map of chad
- b3nsn0w ( @b3nsn0w@pricefield.org ) 18•1 year ago
so how many of us are browsing from work?
- PFShady ( @PFShady@kbin.social ) 4•1 year ago
Yo!
- oscar_falke ( @oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz ) 3•1 year ago
I’m on a 9 week holiday right now.
- b3nsn0w ( @b3nsn0w@pricefield.org ) 2•1 year ago
holy fuck how
- oscar_falke ( @oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz ) 3•1 year ago
👨🏫
- atocci ( @atocci@kbin.social ) 2•1 year ago
Ayo! I’m ready to go home!
Edit: it worked, office closed an hour and a half early today!
- mustyOrange ( @mustyOrange@beehaw.org ) 1•1 year ago
I already am home. I start at “9” lol.
Fr tho, my boss has said in 1 on 1s that I’m doing great, so I don’t see a need to keep increasing the amount of work I do. I don’t get a salary thats as high as other similar jobs, but it’s work from home with great benefits and I realistically work 32ish hours. I also have a few more vacation days than what’s standard.
I’m never giving this up - its too damn easy
- cribble ( @cribble@feddit.de ) 14•1 year ago
Hmm… I am a mixture of both.
- Kerrangutan ( @Kerrangutan@lemmy.one ) 10•1 year ago
Does smoking copious amounts of weed on company time count as being a Chad?
- BarrelAgedBoredom ( @BarrelAgedBoredom@beehaw.org ) 5•1 year ago
Nope. That’s gigachad territory. Good employees get high on the clock
- smoll_pp_operator ( @smoll_pp_operator@vlemmy.net ) 8•1 year ago
I was hard worker. All I got for it was lifelong chronic pain.
I don’t think it’s a fair trade.
- Sentinian ( @Sentinian@lemmy.one ) 7•1 year ago
The real chad just doesn’t take a clocked out lunch to begin with
- yaniv ( @yaniv@lemmy.ml ) 5•1 year ago
Reminds me of the ultimate chad https://youtu.be/j_1lIFRdnhA
- Duchess ( @Duchess@yiffit.net ) 4•1 year ago
fuck yeah, you don’t owe your employer a damn thing.
- z3k3 ( @z3k3lon@lemmy.pt ) 1•1 year ago
I’m not sure which. Maybe a bit of both.