Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.
- just_kitten ( @just_kitten@aussie.zone ) 9•11 months ago
Just got a call from my cousin who I’d be spending xmas with, xmas is now significantly scaled down as most of her in laws have made other plans - secretly super relieved it’s gone from a 11-person thing to 5, and they’re all people I know. Far out I feel like a weight has lifted…
- CEOofmyhouse56 ( @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ) 4•11 months ago
More pudding and custard for you.
- calhoon2005 ( @calhoon2005@aussie.zone ) 9•11 months ago
- mammatus clouds in the north
- DolphinLundgrin ( @DolphinLundgrin@aussie.zone ) 1•11 months ago
I love me some mammatus! Always wanted to see a Lenticular.
- wscholermann ( @wscholermann@aussie.zone ) 1•11 months ago
Wow that is insane!
- Duenan ( @Duenan@aussie.zone ) 8•11 months ago
Today I went to Bunnings to buy something and I asked the cashier lady how she was.
She was genuinely surprised that I asked and told me barely anyone ever asks how she is.
That made me very sad to hear that, I also wished her a good day too for good measure but to that was how people engage with her at her job makes me sad.
Also I ran after an empty shopping bag that blew out of someone trolley as they were crossing the a road strip with waiting traffic.
Good deeds done for the day.
- wscholermann ( @wscholermann@aussie.zone ) 7•11 months ago
As I’ve gotten older I’ve learned to appreciate dark chocolate a lot more although I still have my limits. Anything over 70% is still a bit too bitter for me. I’m currently enjoying this Aldi Organic Dark Salted chocolate. https://www.aldi.com.au/en/groceries/pantry/chocolate/chocolate-detail/ps/p/just-organic-dark-chocolate-with-sea-salt-100g/
- Catfish ( @6368_39162@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
I’m a 75-85 person. Have tried 100, it’s straight to the mole bin.
- wscholermann ( @wscholermann@aussie.zone ) 1•11 months ago
100%? Omg that would be soooo bitter.
- Duenan ( @Duenan@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
Ive tried 95 and 100.
So bitter is almost tastes like dirt.
70 or 80 is the sweet spot for me.
- Catfish ( @6368_39162@aussie.zone ) 1•11 months ago
But that dirt is magic in mole. Use it carefully it’s effing good.
- Catfish ( @6368_39162@aussie.zone ) 1•11 months ago
Oooh yeah.just too far for me, but as an ingredient fanoulous.
- CEOofmyhouse56 ( @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
These Choceur Liviano from Aldi are a rip off of Kinder Bueno.
- wscholermann ( @wscholermann@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
Might give em a crack next time I do shopping.
- TinyBreak ( @TinyBreak@aussie.zone ) 7•11 months ago
I’m so middle age that you know that feeling after you do “the deed” on a hot summers night and you’ve got that warm physical exhaustion but your feeling pretty stoked that it was a job well done? Yeah, I just got that feeling from mowing the lawn on my lunch break.
- wscholermann ( @wscholermann@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
Ok well the internet has ruined me.
- Llabyrinthine ( @Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
😂
- CEOofmyhouse56 ( @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ) 6•11 months ago
I think I like biscoff
It doesn’t look pretty but it sure was tasty.
- useless_modern_god ( @useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ) 6•11 months ago
Now I’ve been asked how to burn a CD. These time warps are disorienting.
- CEOofmyhouse56 ( @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ) 4•11 months ago
My kid has confiscated our cds and refers to them as “her collection”.
- useless_modern_god ( @useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
I sold all mine. As well as all the vinyl. Not even sad about it. Well except for that Ride the Lightning picture disc. That was cool.
- CEOofmyhouse56 ( @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
I have a mp3/cd player in my car so I still get to play them. Two are permanently in there. Dark Side Of The Moon and The Very Best Of Supertramp.
- useless_modern_god ( @useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
Oh nice. They say Dark Side is the greatest album in the history of music 😀
- CEOofmyhouse56 ( @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
I’ve heard that too.
- Seagoon_ ( @Seagoon_@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
They are wrong.
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
next she’ll ask you to show her how to record a song on the radio with a cassette tape
- Catfish ( @6368_39162@aussie.zone ) 4•11 months ago
And hold the button just right so you don’t get a clunk noise
- useless_modern_god ( @useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
Awesome Mix vol.2 is sure to get the party started.
Also just off topic, do I remember correctly that you like Paramore ? If so are you going to the show?
or did I just conjure another false memory?
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
That was not me. I am a Linkin Park, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, MCR fan.
- useless_modern_god ( @useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
Ah my bad.
- Thornburywitch ( @Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ) English3•11 months ago
Be grateful that wax cylinders are no longer a thing.
- Bottom_racer ( @Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
Bring out an old rotary dial telephone and witness the confusion.
- Catfish ( @6368_39162@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
Real problem at work. I needed to read a cd rom, everybody is on laptops without drives. Poor planning.
- Rusty Raven ( @RustyRaven@aussie.zone ) 6•11 months ago
Miss Meow is being very restless this afternoon, which I think means a storm could be on the way. Or maybe she just wants dinner early, it’s hard to tell.
- fullkitwanker ( @fullkitwanker@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
por que no los dos?¿
- wscholermann ( @wscholermann@aussie.zone ) 5•11 months ago
This humid weather aggravates my asthma and I don’t care for it.
- TinyBreak ( @TinyBreak@aussie.zone ) 5•11 months ago
after ~2 weeks of sleeping through the night this sudden return to several wake ups a night is BRUTAL. I know he is just teething and it wont last forever, but man I am tired.
- Seagoon_ ( @Seagoon_@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
Comfort him a lot. Being comforted reduces anxiety and pain. It will also help him sleep.
And pain meds too of course.
I cannot stress enough, babies and little children can’t get too many cuddles
- TinyBreak ( @TinyBreak@aussie.zone ) 1•11 months ago
my kid deffo can. He’s like “daaaad stop, I want to wiggle around on the floor I dont want a cuddle”. At least I assume thats what he is thinking.
- MeanElevator ( @MeanElevator@aussie.zone ) English2•11 months ago
Bonjela and lots of it. Panadol and Nurofen help with the pain as well.
- TinyBreak ( @TinyBreak@aussie.zone ) 1•11 months ago
Oh yeah, we give him Panadol as required, trouble is he isnt always super obvious with it.
- Catfish ( @6368_39162@aussie.zone ) 5•11 months ago
Ok… I did not anticipate viewing 3D printed spider genitalia today
- CEOofmyhouse56 ( @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ) 6•11 months ago
That’s disgusting. I’m not into that kind of thing but the deviants on here might appreciate a pic and a detailed description.
- Catfish ( @6368_39162@aussie.zone ) 6•11 months ago
Google Maria Fernanda Cordosa
- cherryripesalmoncake ( @cherryripesalmoncake@aussie.zone ) 5•11 months ago
They’d probably appreciate a few pictures from different angles
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 5•11 months ago
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
- TuxOfStars ( @TuxOfStars@beehaw.org ) English3•11 months ago
Three coffees and an umbrella in case BOM radar has a tizzy again and I get stuck in the rain like yesterday.
Thanks
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
☕️☕️☕️🌂
- CEOofmyhouse56 ( @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
What a bunch of fucking weirdos. This has turned from a buffet breakfast to now they want you to perform magic. I don’t want anything except for you to have a great day bacon.
- Rusty Raven ( @RustyRaven@aussie.zone ) 4•11 months ago
Tuesday’s just hit like that sometimes. The happy glow of the weekend has worn off and you are staring down the long dark tunnel of the rest of the week without being able to see any light at the end. Once we hit hump day and we can start to see a glimmer of aproaching light people’s mental health will start to improve and we should start to see some more normal breakfast orders again.
- CEOofmyhouse56 ( @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
The thing is people think they are special. There’s a perfectly good buffet on offer. Stop holding up the line with your “I’ll have one of everything, flame grilled over an Olympic torch bullshit”. Choose something then piss off.
- useless_modern_god ( @useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
and everyone is super chatty on Friday lol.
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
Awww thank you. Here’s a hearty breakfast for you. 🥓🍳🍳🥞🍯☕️
- CEOofmyhouse56 ( @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
Oooo. Ta. I’ll share that with little dog.
- Thornburywitch ( @Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ) English3•11 months ago
Flour of England, fruit of Spain Met together in a shower of rain, Put in a bag, tied round with string. If you tell me this riddle I’ll give you a ring. And some coffee please to wash it down.
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
🌾🍇🌧🛍☎️☕️
- Thornburywitch ( @Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ) English3•11 months ago
Thank you. Here is your ring 💍
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
Thank you. I think I see some kind of Elvish on it. I can’t read it.
- Thornburywitch ( @Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ) English2•11 months ago
This is probably a good thing.
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 1•11 months ago
anti-aging
- Mittens_meow ( @Mittens_meow@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
Bowl of energy pls
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
🥣🔋
- MeanElevator ( @MeanElevator@aussie.zone ) English2•11 months ago
Eye of newt, eel farts and one lass of virtue true.
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
🧿💨
Apologies. Human trafficking is unavailable at this hour.
- MeanElevator ( @MeanElevator@aussie.zone ) English2•11 months ago
I’m here for breakfast not excuses. Lift your game please.
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 2•11 months ago
Apologies. This is a law-abiding establishment. Please try again later.
- MeanElevator ( @MeanElevator@aussie.zone ) English2•11 months ago
Can you perhaps source a voluntary lass? I’m open to options.
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
We unfortunately do not have the resources for it in this economy.
- useless_modern_god ( @useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ) 5•11 months ago
MissGod is listening to Bob Dylan and watching Jeopardy like some weird mini-Boomer lol.
She’ll probably start calling me a slacker soon.
- Seagoon_ ( @Seagoon_@aussie.zone ) 4•11 months ago
When I bought a house the interest rate was 18%!!
- Bottom_racer ( @Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
She’ll be walking uphill to school both ways barefoot in the snow in no time!
- Catfish ( @6368_39162@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
Tell her to get a hair cut and a real job
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 3•11 months ago
she’ll mow the lawn and tell you to get off it
- Rusty Raven ( @RustyRaven@aussie.zone ) 5•11 months ago
I have now served the two month waiting period for my new Health Insurance fund, with still no sign of the Clearance Certificate from my old health fund - which they are legally required to provide within two weeks.
I decided in honour of the occasion to send a letter to a few MPs, given that the whole fund seems to be having a meltdown and be unable to actually provide all of its members with the cover they are paying for. The government partially funds and props up the whole system they really should at least try to make sure that the funds are fulfiling their obligations.
- Bacon ( @baconmash@aussie.zone ) 5•11 months ago
sky pretty