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minus-squarelars ( lars@programming.dev ) linkfedilinkarrow-up22·3 years agoI reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church. It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn’t want to be late to service.
minus-squarethebuoyancyofcitrus ( thebuoyancyofcitrus@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 years agoWhat you’re entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what’s a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.
minus-squareHonytawk ( Honytawk@lemmy.zip ) linkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 years agoProbably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.
minus-squareTheBlue22 ( TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 years agoGod made them do it!
I reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.
It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn’t want to be late to service.
What you’re entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what’s a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.
Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.
God made them do it!