In this instance, rapid and total desuscitation was clearly indicated by experts as the optimal solution

“Miss Frizzle said she’d be in there SOMEwhere…”

What if we kissed by the disembodied color-coded skeletons of human-horse relations?

I thought the tops of sprites reached space

The SciShow video that introduced me to the plight of the Koala called it “pap” which might be distinct from poop but I didn’t bother to look into it farther, just kind of assumed it was poop too

I played too much Hades and am obsessed with the moon and am tomboyish and socially awkward

But is it heavier or lighter than 9.1 kilograms of feathers?

Had to read the wiki to get this. A couple times, actually.

Been hanging out with a girl, I guess you could say I’ve got a fun gal infection

This is the first one I saw

Different video, they’re just eating a bat in this one, but there’s a video somewhere of two toucans sitting high in a tree literally just waiting for the bats to swarm close enough and when they do they get snapped up

OK but what about the video I saw last week of toucans catching and eating fucking BATS

I’d love to meet one of those few. A skateboarder eating that much krill has to be such an amazing spectacle

Spoken like a true mammal

Vaal Hazak may not be that far behind

OK I’m actually a noob at formatting and i have no idea how i even did that giant text

This feels like a poor response to the “would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear” social profiler. “Yeah but that bear is fat, would you really want to be mauled by a fat bear instead of violated and gaslit by an aLpHa MaLe?!”

Trade =/= capitalism. Capitalism is maximum enrichment for a few at the cost of the many. “Capitalizing on an opportunity” doesn’t usually seem to get interpreted as “get what I need and hopefully what I want in an exchange that is equitable, just, fair, and negotiable to all parties”; instead, the common meaning seems to be “get all that I can as quick as I can in exchange for the least possible expense on my part”, which is not even a full step away from 'The Tragedy of the Commons, ’ or, “if there’s not enough for everyone to have as much as they want or need, then everyone who takes as much as they need is evil, and if someone is going to be evil AND ALSO have enough than that person is damn well going to be me.” THAT’S capitalism.

Such has been the present interpretation of the course of recorded history. Recorded most often by conquerors, looking favorably upon the the ends of their conquest to justify their means, and if you boil just about every single conquering ideology down for long enough, you will see two things, in this order: greed for what the conquered populace had, and fear of not having enough.

That’s not “human nature,” that’s a response to human nature. Most of us would probably generally prefer to go on living. For many people, that looks like “i just need my necessities covered and I’ll figure out the rest.” Historically this happened by banding together and looking out for one another, not by hoarding resources and making people do extra work just to fucking exist with a modicum of comfort in a society forever dangling a golden carrot to keep you distracted from the meat grinder. (Edit for formatting)

Ordinarily I’d be disgusted but I’ve been playing Monster Hunter Wilds.

Pilk ain’t got shit on Wylk