They are such overachievers. I would only disappoint my Vulcan daddy and join the Vulcan circus.

Its a script I’ve been pushing for 20 years. Please, someone get me a pitch meeting with anyone there. Janitor, I.T., the ghost of Robert Evans.

Can you post your question in the form of a look?

I was originally going to make him sing the milkshake song but I think he would have been a doja fan

Both wrong, its more like this:

Oh no, star trek nerds have invaded Risa, someone do something!

This isn’t real world, its just a hallucination, you aren’t really here right now, you are actually in a vat of goo, powering a cyborg’s air fryer.

See that’s your problem, you should buy some instead.

Fun Fact: Mike Tyson’s name backwards is Klingon for “gentle lover”.

These days those fixtures are made of non-replaceable Brent Spiner LEDs

Cerritos, Compton, South-Central LA, Tommy’s original, Snoop Dogg’s crib

That’s Keiko’s husband. I think he’s a plumber.

The real reason Janeway hates replicator coffee: can’t taste the child labor ;)

Bonus:

*Nipple alert

I was being so productive too until I heard this conversation. Then it was all engines stop, power up photoshops