

What would you name a dung beetle if it came into your house and started drinking all the Shasta in your fridge?
Enthusiastic about booty. Preferably not Hank Hill’s.


What would you name a dung beetle if it came into your house and started drinking all the Shasta in your fridge?


I am Spartacus


Update: I had 4 croissants. 2 of them were stale and it made me feel like the French were judging me.


You know what? I’m going to make today a 4 croissant day. I don’t think I’ve EVER had a 4 croissant day. I will report back with the results tomorrow.


Hot damn that’s a serious update.
I am jealous of the high the devs must be feeling right now.


TL;DR: Teen used a common jailbreak method to get it to discuss suicide the way he wanted it to. Company argues that it’s not responsible because intentional jailbreaking is against the TOS.


Agreed. Good on them for keeping the post up and taking the bantz on the chin.


I like to imagine that Fred has a HOG, but never uses it because of a negative reaction he got from it one time. So he just remains abstinent, thinking nobody wants him.


TFW no cheetah wife


Great writeup.
Gremlins has been on my watch list for a long time, and you just moved it up a few places.


Filtering Pugjesus’ posts was the greatest boost to my lemmy experience.


YDI
You’re literally the “GIVE ME A FUCKING EXE” guy.



Memory of what?


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SPIT IT OUT
Imagine if foreskin worked that way and you had to periodically peel it off