You give them a marshmellow and promise them another one if they don’t eat the first one inside 2 minutes.

Usually kids pass this test when the are around 3 yo, so if the embryo passes they are so far ahead developmentally they will grow up to become a god.

Or something like that. IDK…

Although the guard never found a thing, he continued to search the worker at the end of each shift—year after year after year. 
Finally, decades later, the man was due to retire. As he pushed his wheelbarrow out for the last time, the guard searched it, then said in despair, “Look, it doesn’t matter anymore, but satisfy my curiosity. We know you are stealing something. Yet every day I search your wheelbarrow and find nothing. How can this be?”

“It’s easy,” shrugged the worker. “I’m stealing wheelbarrows.”

Show off

They pay the artists very little per listen. They have more subscribers, that is why their total payout is still bigger than their competitors.

Haha, the same things made me think it was GNOME

I guess the Ukranians are training small unit tactics in Left 4 Dead, based on the russian loses.

Edit: and training defense in Orcs Must Die?