I’m beginning to feel left out. Also, should I be worried that in my head I spoke to my hypothetical cat in the cases you described?

Yes.

Thanks to the internet, I can vicariously feel the joys (and pains and annoyances) of having pets.

One of my “friends” explicitly told me that they hated talking to me, and yet they kept doing it until I mangled the relationship. Or maybe it magled itself or was always.

The whole world is suffering his presidency, we should just declare ourselves communists and say “not our president”

I’m not even a concept. To others, yes, unfortunately everyone is some sort of a concept. But to myself, I don’t even think I’m a concept.

“highly accepted” and “more accurate”

Yes, it really matters at which end you crack your boiled egg.

Are they going to invite North Korea’s leader for the after-party?