The Long Kiss Goodnight.

Peak form Geena Davis as an amnesiac housewife who slowly remembers that she’s actually a government assassin. Samuel Jackson is the comic releif.

I hope this is new to you. The US briefly had an Emperor.

Naturally, he lived in California

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

A lot of cartoonists have pointed out that most alien races are drawn with the males looking completely alien, and the females looking like hot human women with some makeup.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tools

It really doesn’t matter. School room; carnival side show; shady Gypsy tea room…

I’d actually be fine with being used like that.

A bra company made NASA’s spacesuits.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/what-did-playtex-have-to-do-with-neil-armstrong-16588944/

I just went and read the obituary.

I didn’t realize he’d directed “A Few Good Men.” Pretty much every movie he directed is a classic.

Mel Books is going to have to go to the funeral of his best friend’s son.

One of Rob’s first joke sales was to his father and Brooks.

They needed 2,000 Year Old Man gags. Rob’s was about the invention of applause.

Originally, people would just slap their cheeks when they saw something great. One day someone missed their face and hit their hands together. Everyone realized that was a muich less painful way to do it.

I hate that this is the way I learned about this.

I apologized.

I honestly don’t know why I jumped to the conclusion that it was in cursive.

I apologize as well. I jumped to a conclusion and responded too quickly.

Why would you expect them to bother reading a handwritten resume?

Sending a handwritten resume tells them that you haven’t mastered the most basic skills they’d expect from an employee.

Anything that involves a law is political.

Me like

Yes, you should keep on complaining about other people instead of learning to do things for yourself.

You do know that you are legally allowed to seek out your own sources, right?

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/sarajevo-human-safari-tourists-shooting

There are charges that rich Italians flew into Bosnia and shot civilians.

Indeed.

Seehorn is just amazing.

“Down Cemetery Road” is excellent, but I can’t see Wilson or Thompson doing what Seehorn does.

Jesus Christ!

Have you ever tried moving a single goddamn pear tree, much less one that has a fucking bird in it?