“For security reasons, the original post and the report were taken offline,” the group said in a statement.

It pays to send death threats apparently.

• DRC Government: Corrupt but internationally recognized, trying to hold the country together while barely controlling half of it.
• M23 Rebels: Rwandan-backed, slick uniforms, claim to protect Tutsis but mostly just want land and resources.
• ADF (Allied Democratic Forces): Originally Ugandan Islamist rebels, now basically a brutal mafia with an ISIS rebrand.
• Mai-Mai Militias: Local self-defense groups that range from anti-government patriots to witchcraft-wielding bandits.
• FDLR (Democratic Forces for the Liberation of Rwanda): Hutu extremists who fled Rwanda after the genocide and now chill in eastern Congo causing chaos.
• Foreign Powers (esp. Rwanda and Uganda): Deny everything but clearly funnel weapons and money to rebels to control Congo’s mineral wealth.

I can’t excuse either genocide or cancer jokes.

So Russia is probably expecting to wrap up in Ukraine in the near future if they’re making these enlargement preparations now?

Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut

We can have a little liebensruam as a treat.

Don’t they always.