I miss the time when we could joke about Canada being the U.S.’ hat

Grammatical english doesn’t perfectly lend itself to visual mediums. That and this person likely communicates with emojis so… gotta meet people where they’re at, I guess.

No, there’s likely something that happened behind the scenes we’re not aware of. It’s either been in the works or the groundwork was already laid and pulling the trigger was part of the deal between Trump and Putin (you know, the half a day’s worth of diesel deal).

Oh don’t worry, those satellites are definitely going to help destroy the ozone layer. They’ve got both lanes covered.

Great, so we’ve got another 5 years to wait

No, we aren’t - but we’re in for a hell of a ride.