Now if only my city would agree with that instead of sending a citation for having an overgrown yard

I’ve been saying that for 10 years and being called a Russian agent and anti-American and MAGA

Screw choosing the lesser of two evils. You have to give me someone to vote for

Because that supposes there are only two sides and there must be a winner and a loser. Partisanship is what separates it all and the DNC supporting Hillary is what got trump elected in the first place.

Trump has been a Democrat my entire life. He is just an old rich white man which most associate with the GOP. Because all politicians are corrupt and part of the same evil system

It’s damned accurate.

I trust Trump to be trump. I don’t trust the DNC to calculate a tip

It doesn’t help that the prices have increased 142% since 2019

Whales suffocate to death; they don’t drown.

Human breathing is controlled by the autonomic nervous system. We have to hold our breath on purpose to stop ourselves from automatically breathing. This makes us passive breathers. Whales, however, are active breathers. They must choose to inhale which is why they can sleep without sucking in air. When they get too old, sick, or weak to surface, they suffocate.

Bonus fact: whales can’t breathe through their mouths; it goes straight to the stomach. The blowhole is the only respiratory tract.

Bonus bonus: a blue whale’s throat is so small it could choke to death on a grapefruit.

Or, y’know, both

Wait…. I had a point

This is the first I’m hearing about any wildfires on this coast

“If I’d grown up on a farm and was retarded Bruges might impress me. But I wasn’t, so it doesn’t.”