Well we wouldn’t have to worry about global warming anymore

Pft, the real cumsluts are butterflies. They’re always getting creampied because they’ve evolved a second stomach in their pussies called the bursa copulatrix that only digests cum

May we continue to live long and prosper

The majority of microplastics found in the human body are tire rubber that gets breathed in. So all we have to do is ban cars.

Snakes only produce a small amount of venom and it takes days to replenish reserves. They have fine muscle control over how much venom they release and scientists have measured them releasing amounts of venom relative to the size of their target.

Not sure how aware they are of doing it but I wouldn’t be surprised with all of a viper’s sensory organs that they knew venom would go to waste on a prosthetic

White nose syndrome has also nearly wiped out bats in the states as well, seriously compounding the problem

I really need to change my online handle :(

People with inattentive disorder like using devices too

Telegony has come back around https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4282758/

The investment class realized it’s way more profitable to cellar box a struggling company and that you can short sell the stock and never have to pay up when the company goes bankrupt. Free money!

The years of research and development were spent making sure it didn’t end up in self-aware megalomaniacal computer storage