Luigi! <3

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I didn’t think saying something glaringly evil would cost me money!!

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Welp, those ladies have more balls than I do!

For real though, if you’re targeting armed idiots who are itching for a fight and generally above the law, it cannot be stressed enough: FUCKING BE CAREFUL! These assholes have the self control of toddler who’s never heard the word ‘no’, and the ability to take your freedom or life on a whim. That is an insanely terrible combo.

…this is gonna turn into another Halo TV show, isn’t it?

Idk about the chicken, but if the parakeet I had as a kid is any indication, it shit on your car because the little fuckers actually aim. Your car stands out to a bird: it moves, it’s shiny, it’s loud… and birds are just smart enough to be mischievous little fucks, taking the bird’s attention basically means the car is now a target.

Parakeet would fly over to some piece of furniture or anything we didn’t want to clean bird shit off of: we’d move it or shoo it away. Bird learned which items it wasn’t allowed to shit on… when it was upset at us, it’d fly over to one of the no-zones, and fucking wait until one of us was watching; then it’s shit while holding eye contact, give off a kind of “fuck you!” squawk, and fly off.

Little bastard.

“Do it.”

Senator Palpatine, Star Wars

What are your favorite indie titles?

Enderal takes my vote.

You people can never tell can you?

With houses like that? Fuck no.

It’s like they asked an architect to design a house that looks like an AI hallucination.

The low res obscuring details, the weird pathing of the walkways, hand rails that look like they’re mid-collapse, what looked like a garage on the side of the house on the right (it’s a window - again shitty res)… Yeah that shit looks wrong as hell.

If I’m wrong I’m wrong, but I’ll definitely stand by that it looks like AI slop.

Looks like your neighbors voted to let that AI data center get built, cuz they’re being fed some serious slop in this image.

Canada does NOT need any scientologists.

Rule of thumb for the next several weeks: you are only about 30% as good as you feel. The other 70 is the drugs lying to you. So, take it easy. ^_^

people with bad teeth have had them accidentally knocked out in the past.

That’s actually more common than you would expect. Intubation is one of the parts that can from zero to shitstorm in kind of a hurry, and longer you go without an airway, the less your anesthesiologist gives a shit about things like teeth - they’re an obstacle, and if they need to brute-force their way past them, they sure as fuck will.

Normal population won’t have much issue with this - it’s more difficult airway (like severe obesity making the whole oral airway semi-occluded by default) + decades of dental neglect or like meth deterioration.

But it happens often enough that “Any loose teeth?” is something that literally everyone gets asked prior to general anesthesia.

Hmm, what if we rotated the lines 90* and consolidated the number of stripes and maple leaves:

Okay, hear me out on this one…

…tbh, if the standard we’re holding it to is that it’s only gotta be better than the majority of human politicians, then we could have passed the torch to “AI” back in the 90s and just let Clippy run the country.

This comment is made in full acknowledgment that Clippy was shit. But compared to like Trump or one of his mini-Nazis? Yeah I’d vote Clippy in a heartbeat.

Same applies to the modernized steaming pile of excrement we’re calling “AI”. I’d trust ChatGPT with running our country over the current administration any day.

They’ll have their gas again in about 3 days. Just a quick special fueling operation, no biggie.

Bummer. Though not entirely surprising - as pervasive as they sound, if the shape and texture made them a good candidate for lawns, I’m sure it’d have been tried well before my two neurons fired off the idea.

…I do wonder if there’s a similar candidate. I don’t know jack about what herbs and such actually look like before making it into a jar in my kitchen, but if there is something that grows comparably to clover, feels decent to walk on, and smells decent when trimmed, even if it’s not quite as amazing as mint…

I mean, if we’re gonna go through the trouble of growing a crop just to cut it and throw it away, it might as well at least smell nice, right?

Or we could do the smart thing and ditch the lawn for a legit herb garden that we can actually consume… but that kind of logic is a tall order.

…kinda makes me want to plant that stuff all over my yard. It grows kinda patchy like clover, right?

Let that shit take over and suddenly mowing the lawn will smell AMAZING!

Absolute musts are Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Zelda: Majora’s Mask. Otherwise stick with the rest of the popular ones and you’ll be alright - Mario 64, Donkey Kong 64. Star Wars had a few good ones - Rogue Squadron, Shadows of the Empire (janky as fuck, probably didn’t age all that well, but was pretty innovative for its time), Episode 1 Racer (although if you’re also emulating PS2 games, Star Wars Racer Revenge is much better imo).

Jetforce Gemini ofc, but I’m not kidding about the controls being dogshit - proceed only if you’re willing to completely rewire your perception of which buttons are supposed to perform which actions.

Some multiplayer greats are Super Smash Bros and Gauntlet Dark Legacy.

IIRC Aero Gauge was a decent racer, although the SW ones are better.

Kirby Crystal Shards was a solid 64 adaptation.

…I think at this point I’m just rattling off what I can remember from my own collection, lol. The nostalgia juices are really flowing!

Fighting words I know, but the best shooter on the N64 was NOT GoldenEye 007.

Jetforce Gemini, baby!!

Controls were dogshit, but then so were most games’ from that era.