So I’ve technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!

You might think we’re in Idiocracy right now, but those guys were just idiots. These guys are malicious idiots. It’s worse for us.

Apparently this isn’t for purchase anywhere. This would make a great gift for a science friend!

I used “kerfuffle” at a meeting at work the other week and it’s gotten to be quite popular.

I wish for water to no longer be a bipolar molecule.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352409X19305371

I played this today while teleworking. It was fun!

I was speaking with someone about how at around age 40 to 50 you stop caring so much. Let them be “right”. It doesn’t affect me.

Also, I hope my dad enjoyed it. He deserved some good sex.

I’m pretty sensitive to caffeine but I like soda, so I drink this. Mostly water and decaf coffee, though.

Rub some Oxyclean on there. It’s the stain specialist!

Not interested in each other’s food at all, so that’s a plus.

But everyone is observing it.

MS is paying the price for Windows sucking.

Why is that red cross worker holding a baby

I too saw a dong.

Don’t use them in the same sentence, or it might explode.

So anyway, I started blastin’

Man. I so feel this. I’m 51 and started programming when I was 10. It’s not anything like it used to be. I miss those days.

I thought this was a real headline.

There was a place down the street selling these and we bought a few. We felt naughty.