God this is so relatable. My partner and I are both like this :3

This is missing the part where you play with the wax afterwards :3

Second season was so stupid it killed this show for me forever.

Obviously this is just a funny meme, but for real it’d be better if they were named after the woman who first published them, Margaret Morris. Or just call them pelvic floor exercises.

True, but everyone can do kegels. Not everyone has a pussy.

Because kegels aren’t a gender-specific exercise.

The cheese and the anchor look like items from the game Slay the Spire 2.

I’ve been to Tuscon a few times and it’s quite a shock how everyone seems to drive like suicidal maniacs.

I was able to submit a comment just now.

I think their alluding to the video doorbell manufacturers harvesting customer video data to train generative AI.

I’d say either 6 or 7

Need to get this in the hands of the Lockpicking Lawyer.

Men

Why are people still using Facebook?

Never forget the harm Nazis do to us.

They’re teaching the kids the right values, but honestly they should leave their kids at home. What’s the plan if the cops get sent in?

Man, this is such a big stretch they’re sure to kiss their buttholes. In ordinary contexts to 86 something just means to generally get rid of.

The author reads very much as a conservative apologist who just wants to maintain the status quo of ever increasing wealth inequality. If we truly want to make this country a better place and start addressing our problems there’s no room for “centrists.”

Good riddance.

Put a pony in there.