

All good advice! As a cyclist I’d recommend living by the rule of N +1 (or 2,3,4). You can do everything correctly and still get your bike stolen so make sure you have a backup cause these thieves are determined little fuckers. Also commute bike should be used and cost <$500. If your bike costs more than $1k (or whatever currency you use) then someone’s gonna try to steal it. Doesn’t matter if it’s a work garage or apartment garage, someone’s gonna try to steal it. My rule of thumb, bring it inside. You can hang it on the wall like the piece of art it is and rest assured these thieves will have a harder time trying to steal it.





These fucking ass holes come to DC in their Christian tour vans and flood the area without getting any parking permits or logistics for shipping in 500+ kids. It’s really 500+ kids per Christian private school so that shit adds up quickly.
Anyway, their staff look like born again Christians and the kids wear MAGA shit. I call them the new Hitler Youth