Butter dog: it’s the dog with the butter

Hussy!

The feral urge to consume large amounts of calories in a corner

Ice ICE, baby

It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

Oh no, what does Lisp Machine think about vaccines?

Oh sorry, I forgot the determinative. 💦3st

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What corporation is out there buying new equipment every 6 months?

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

Dehydration was never an option

I could pet 3 isopods

IIRC feddit.de’s storage filled up with pictures, which broke the front end, and backups didn’t work

By a stroke of luck, one of the people to see these new screen savers was a member of the marketing team who tried them out the night before an already-scheduled visit in New York City with a major computer industry magazine. He loved them and wrote back, “You can call off the vote. We’re adding all of them to the product!”

Just think, if not for this email we might not have had that episode of LGR where “PENISES” suddenly appeared on the screen behind Clint as he was talking about it.

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

That’s kvlt as fvck

Who’s the one with the bow?

Well that was certainly a thing