What programming languages exist in the Star Trek Universe? ZenkorSoraz ( @ZenkorSoraz@lemmy.ml ) Star Trek@startrek.websiteEnglish • 11 months ago message-square24fedilinkarrow-up134
arrow-up134message-squareWhat programming languages exist in the Star Trek Universe? ZenkorSoraz ( @ZenkorSoraz@lemmy.ml ) Star Trek@startrek.websiteEnglish • 11 months ago message-square24fedilink
minus-square bloopernova ( @bloopernova@programming.dev ) linkfedilinkEnglish37•edit-211 months agoLisp. All is Lisp. Data’s entire consciousness was written as an Emacs package. Klingons program in Brainfuck. A Warrior’s Language! Vulcans exclusively use APL. The F in Ferengi stands for Fortran. Python is banned across the known galaxy. If your race is discovered using it, your planet is immediately bombarded until the entire crust is molten. Cardassians use Haskell because they’re evil.
minus-square ZenkorSoraz ( @ZenkorSoraz@lemmy.ml ) OPlinkfedilinkEnglish3•11 months agoPakleds use scratch
minus-square interolivary ( @interolivary@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoPHP was invented by a Pakled
minus-square StillPaisleyCat ( @StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website ) linkfedilinkEnglish1•11 months agoAre you sure? They might have learned something then. Or did they get stuck with a turtle-logic compiler instead?
minus-square Haywire ( @Haywire@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglish3•11 months agoThe Q continum uses forth.
minus-square Star Trek ( @startrek@hub.hubzilla.de ) linkfedilink3•11 months ago@bloopernova Wouldn’t the Vulcans prefer Prolog?
Lisp. All is Lisp.
Data’s entire consciousness was written as an Emacs package.
Klingons program in Brainfuck. A Warrior’s Language!
Vulcans exclusively use APL.
The F in Ferengi stands for Fortran.
Python is banned across the known galaxy. If your race is discovered using it, your planet is immediately bombarded until the entire crust is molten.
Cardassians use Haskell because they’re evil.
Pakleds use scratch
PHP was invented by a Pakled
Are you sure? They might have learned something then. Or did they get stuck with a turtle-logic compiler instead?
The Q continum uses forth.
@bloopernova Wouldn’t the Vulcans prefer Prolog?
What about php