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minus-square Jordan Lund ( @jordanlund@lemmy.one ) linkfedilinkEnglish21•10 months agoAnother good one… Which came first? People or animals? Genesis 1: Animals came first. (7 day creation) Genesis 2: Man came first, then animals, then when God figured out animals weren’t good companions, he created Eve. (not 7 day creation) The reason for this is Genesis 1 is the Elohist creation myth and Genesis 2 is the Yahwist creation myth. But try telling that to evangelicals.
minus-square Zozano ( @Zozano@aussie.zone ) linkfedilink14•edit-210 months agoOn Day 1 God created light On Day 2 God created earth On Day 4 God created the sun Okay. On day 1 what was the source of light? It wasn’t the sun. On Day 4 the sun was created, but how was there 3 days before that? You can’t have a day without a day/night cycle the sun is responsible for.
minus-square Jordan Lund ( @jordanlund@lemmy.one ) linkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoThat’s easy though since it says elsewhere in the Bible that God is the light source. So god got lit, created the Earth, then created plants, then created the sun, then let the sun take over light duties. I guess this means light from God also causes photosynthesis? Of course it also cites the moon as being a light source when it’s just reflecting the sun…
minus-square Zozano ( @Zozano@aussie.zone ) linkfedilink2•10 months agoSo why did God make light on day 1? Did he need it to see what he was doing? Maybe the light was a head-lamp. If he was so smart wouldn’t he just make the suns first? Seems redundant.
minus-square Jordan Lund ( @jordanlund@lemmy.one ) linkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoWho wants a dark workbench? ;)
minus-square Zozano ( @Zozano@aussie.zone ) linkfedilink7•10 months agoBible Contradictions Game Show is a classic.
Another good one…
Which came first? People or animals?
Genesis 1: Animals came first. (7 day creation)
Genesis 2: Man came first, then animals, then when God figured out animals weren’t good companions, he created Eve. (not 7 day creation)
The reason for this is Genesis 1 is the Elohist creation myth and Genesis 2 is the Yahwist creation myth.
But try telling that to evangelicals.
On Day 1 God created light
On Day 2 God created earth
On Day 4 God created the sun
Okay. On day 1 what was the source of light? It wasn’t the sun.
On Day 4 the sun was created, but how was there 3 days before that? You can’t have a day without a day/night cycle the sun is responsible for.
That’s easy though since it says elsewhere in the Bible that God is the light source.
So god got lit, created the Earth, then created plants, then created the sun, then let the sun take over light duties.
I guess this means light from God also causes photosynthesis?
Of course it also cites the moon as being a light source when it’s just reflecting the sun…
So why did God make light on day 1? Did he need it to see what he was doing? Maybe the light was a head-lamp. If he was so smart wouldn’t he just make the suns first? Seems redundant.
Who wants a dark workbench? ;)
Bible Contradictions Game Show is a classic.