Jordan Lund ( @jordanlund@lemmy.one ) English21•10 months agoAnother good one…
Which came first? People or animals?
Genesis 1: Animals came first. (7 day creation)
Genesis 2: Man came first, then animals, then when God figured out animals weren’t good companions, he created Eve. (not 7 day creation)
The reason for this is Genesis 1 is the Elohist creation myth and Genesis 2 is the Yahwist creation myth.
But try telling that to evangelicals.
Zozano ( @Zozano@aussie.zone ) 14•10 months agoOn Day 1 God created light
On Day 2 God created earth
On Day 4 God created the sun
Okay. On day 1 what was the source of light? It wasn’t the sun.
On Day 4 the sun was created, but how was there 3 days before that? You can’t have a day without a day/night cycle the sun is responsible for.
Jordan Lund ( @jordanlund@lemmy.one ) English1•10 months agoThat’s easy though since it says elsewhere in the Bible that God is the light source.
So god got lit, created the Earth, then created plants, then created the sun, then let the sun take over light duties.
I guess this means light from God also causes photosynthesis?
Of course it also cites the moon as being a light source when it’s just reflecting the sun…
Zozano ( @Zozano@aussie.zone ) 2•10 months agoSo why did God make light on day 1? Did he need it to see what he was doing? Maybe the light was a head-lamp. If he was so smart wouldn’t he just make the suns first? Seems redundant.
Jordan Lund ( @jordanlund@lemmy.one ) English1•10 months agoWho wants a dark workbench? ;)
Zozano ( @Zozano@aussie.zone ) 7•10 months agoBible Contradictions Game Show is a classic.
OutlierBlue ( @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ) 10•10 months agoIf god were real, why does that picture have so many compression artefacts?
Check mate Christians.
nowrongnotes ( @nowrongnotes@beehaw.org ) 7•10 months ago- Disappears for 2000 years.
cleverusername ( @cleverusername@lemm.ee ) 3•10 months agoBECAUSE HE LOVES YOU!
Saturdaycat ( @Saturdaycat@kbin.social ) 3•10 months agoCan I just say I love this blue color for a text image. Looks very early 2000s