What’s worse, loud farts or rank farts? BmeBenji ( @BmeBenji@lemm.ee ) Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago message-square13fedilinkarrow-up136
arrow-up136message-squareWhat’s worse, loud farts or rank farts? BmeBenji ( @BmeBenji@lemm.ee ) Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago message-square13fedilink
minus-square artaxthehappyhorse ( @artaxthehappyhorse@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink15•1 year agoPro tip for less stinky farts: shit as soon as you wake in the morning so you’re not carrying bowels full of shit all day pushing fart gas through it. Additional benefits include not having spontaneous emergency “oh Lord” moments of needing to find a toilet asap so as to not shit your pants.
minus-square GreatAlbatross ( @GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoAlways a good idea before a day of traveling. Nothing worse than stress-poops when you’re in an unfamiliar place, with time constraints.
Pro tip for less stinky farts: shit as soon as you wake in the morning so you’re not carrying bowels full of shit all day pushing fart gas through it.
Additional benefits include not having spontaneous emergency “oh Lord” moments of needing to find a toilet asap so as to not shit your pants.
Always a good idea before a day of traveling. Nothing worse than stress-poops when you’re in an unfamiliar place, with time constraints.