Probably a stupid question, but will we ever have something like a microwave to make things cold? Is there a reason this can't exist?lemmy.dbzer0.comimage Melatonin ( @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago message-square59fedilinkarrow-up164
arrow-up164imageProbably a stupid question, but will we ever have something like a microwave to make things cold? Is there a reason this can't exist?lemmy.dbzer0.com Melatonin ( @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago message-square59fedilink
minus-square corship ( @corship@feddit.de ) linkfedilink24•edit-21 year agoAll you need to do, is figure out a way to use electro magnetic radiation to slow down particles. It’s just a small technical challenge.
minus-square drolex ( @drolex@sopuli.xyz ) linkfedilink14•1 year agoFrom these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street. I expect to find ~$2 bn. See you in jail!
minus-square 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍 ( @sxan@midwest.social ) linkfedilink9•1 year agoHah! My ChatGPT bot did 60 slides in 90 seconds, and submitted it hours before yours. See YOU in court!
minus-square Steeve ( @Steeve@lemmy.ca ) linkfedilinkEnglish8•edit-21 year agoHah! Jokes on both of you, I submitted a super generic patent for “cold microwave” YEARS ago to leech off of anyone who manages to actually invent this technology in my lifetime. See you BOTH in court (and probably also jail)!
minus-square gnutrino ( @gnutrino@programming.dev ) linkfedilink8•1 year agoTechnically that’s already a thing. It is pretty expensive compared to a normal refrigerator though…
minus-square Hexagon ( @Hexagon@feddit.it ) linkfedilink4•1 year agoEasy, just invert the polarity of the microwaves
All you need to do, is figure out a way to use electro magnetic radiation to slow down particles.
It’s just a small technical challenge.
From these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street.
I expect to find ~$2 bn.
See you in jail!
Hah! My ChatGPT bot did 60 slides in 90 seconds, and submitted it hours before yours. See YOU in court!
Hah! Jokes on both of you, I submitted a super generic patent for “cold microwave” YEARS ago to leech off of anyone who manages to actually invent this technology in my lifetime. See you BOTH in court (and probably also jail)!
Calm down there Elizabeth Holmes
Technically that’s already a thing. It is pretty expensive compared to a normal refrigerator though…
Easy, just invert the polarity of the microwaves