I was fucking around playing basketball with people in middle school when the school bully tried to dunk on me. Being a moron he didn’t realize how he couldn’t jump high enough to reach the net so he ended up kneeing me in the chest, then he got mad at me for his lack of jumping skills and kicked me in the nose when I was down on the ground. He said I was blocking the net.

Somehow I wasn’t concussed but I had a huge nosebleed and went to the emergency room. Just had a huge headache for like 2 days.