And I know we’re mostly atheists here, but please keep the theological discussion to a minimum and appreciate the lighthearted hypothetical scenario for what it is.

    • Do not treat people or animals as things
    • Consent first from others, especially your family
    • The Earth and it’s creatures should be shepherded and guarded, not exploited
    • No gods, no kings, no rulers - instead have empathy, sharing, and collaboration
    • It’s round you nimrods, because that’s how gravity works