I have one in my drawer, I want a snack, and I like Snickers. But I can’t bring myself to eat it. I don’t want a half-eaten candy bar in my drawer (you want ants? that’s how you get ants.) but I also don’t want to eat the whole thing (i’m smol and that’s a ridiculous amount of calories) but i cant bring myself to throw the uneaten part away. So it just stays there, taunting me, making me wish it were fun-sized.

  • American portions in general are rediculous. I would love to be able to go to a restaurant and get half the amount of food they usually give you. I’m all for bringing home leftovers but sometimes that’s not convenient. Sometimes my fat ass will just eat it all!

    • Not everything is good as leftovers! And I was trained as a child to not waste food, so it’s a real struggle. Do I binge eat the whole thing or give a big middle finger to the starving children in Africa?