I’ll choose 3, 5, and 7.

    • $20
    • Pizza master chef
    • No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)

    I’d also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.

    Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I’d avoid that one

    • I don’t really care for cats, but if you could talk to them you could make a fuck load of money. So I’ll stay up all night making perfect pizzas, then go inform all the cat ladies why their cats hate them during the day.