Polly wants a deliverablesopuli.xyzimage hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 6 months ago message-square16fedilinkarrow-up1824
arrow-up1824imagePolly wants a deliverablesopuli.xyz hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 6 months ago message-square16fedilink
minus-square conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink61•6 months agoI’ve met this bird. It only prioritizes issues as urgent; when interacted with, it’ll say “yes, this is part of MVP”
minus-square Vent ( @Vent@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink28•6 months agoCould be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.
minus-square hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) OPlinkfedilink8•6 months agoAnd what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
minus-square LoamImprovement ( @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink5•6 months agoThe one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
minus-square hydroptic ( @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ) OPlinkfedilink2•6 months agoAhh, sales… The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
I’ve met this bird. It only prioritizes issues as urgent; when interacted with, it’ll say “yes, this is part of MVP”
Could be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.
And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
The one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
Ahh, sales…
The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out